14 May 2008

Traveling Tips

We went out to dinner Monday night with a guy leading a trip to Uganda this summer… and I began to panic…

The Short-Term Teams are coming…. And I’ve done so little to prepare you!

So in efforts to keep it simple I have taken liberty in changing a few childhood safety instructions so you can remember them while you are on your journey through the jungle… here it is:

THE LIST YOU KNOW

Stop… Drop… Roll

Say no to drugs!

Look Left… Then Right…. Then Left again (okay maybe drivers ed… not childhood… but still helpful)

Save the planet… recycle…

Don’t leave a mess for your mother to clean…


THE LIST YOU NEED TO KNOW

Wallet… Passport… Tickets

Say no to begging children!

Look Right… Then Left… Then Right again

Save the Third World… stop dependency…

Don’t leave a mess for the missionary to clean…


Safe travels and remember if you get in a jam or if you offend the natives you can always think… What Would Jeff Do?

1 comment:

marcie said...

And don't let the varnish guy use metal tools on your toes!!